GOVERNMENT "101"

FILM, COLOR

EXTERIOR: THE PENTAGON SLOWLY REVOLVING VERY BRIGHT SUNNY DAY, 1 TO 2 PM.

THERE ARE FOUR PLACES IN THE WORLD...

ONLY FOUR:

THE FBI, THE CIA, THE NSA AND THE CID.

AND IT FOLLOWS THAT:

THE FBI RULES THE NSA,

AND THE CIA, THE CID.

OR IS IT...

THE FBI RULES THE CID,

AND THE CIA, THE NSA.

OR IS IT...

THE CID RULES THE FBI,

AND THE NSA, THE CIA.

OR IS IT...

 THE CID RULES THE CIA,

AND THE NSA, THE FBI.

OR IS IT…

THE CID RULES THE NSA,

AND CIA, THE FBI.

OR IS IT...

THE NSA RULES THE CID,

AND THE FBI, THE CIA...

OR IS IT...

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MR. OBVIOUS

PERFECT POSITION

A MORE "EFFECTIVE" USE

THE RUSH OF NEWT - (OR THE NEWT OF RUSH)

THE "T" PARTY (ORIGIN)

RESTATING THE OBVIOUS

BEN & JERRY

Ben & Jerry Homemade, Inc.

30 Community Drive,

South Burlington, Vt. 05403-6828

Dear Ben, Dear Jerry,

     I would like to register a complaint. I live on cigarettes, coffee, red meat, bacon, butter, ice cream and chocolate. You might call me a right-wing ideologue since I am a member of the Christian Coalition. And as a card carrying. Member of same, some of my friend are in the agbusiness, and some of them are MILK PRODUCERS.

    

     Your stand against a HARMLESS bovine additive that produces more milk that GOD intended is nothing short of criminal. Don't you realize my friend are out to make a buck????????????? You are costing him money that they want to spend on themselves! You are TOTALLY un-American and you are a bunch of SUBVERSIVES!

     I will make every attempt to thwart their endeavors.

Thank you.

Most Sincerely Yours,

Jay Oliver Sax

MR. Conservative

POLITICS "101"